That OkCupic Dating type thingy

[inheritthewind]

The sad part is how much of this is totally true -- AND YET HOW HE MANAGES TO BE SO ATTRACTIVE AND WE KNOW DAMN WELL THAT HE'S GOTTEN SOME.

The Last Man on Earth Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSD) FACT: The apocalypse has come. All are dead. You never should've asked her out. Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth. Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end—and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have—than sleep with you. We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear. To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up. There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble. Your exact male opposite: The Gentleman Deliberate Gentle Love Master Always avoid: The Sonnet (DGLD) Consider: Half-Cocked (RBSD), The Nymph (DBSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test @ OkCupid - free online dating.

Comments

[alexander.livejournal.com]

... so my first thought was "Got some from Kaito-san?"

[inheritthewind.livejournal.com]

...no. No, he has not actually gotten any from Kaito.